this is costing me an arm and a leg to write right now. zs and ys are switched on this kezboard for german, so please take that into consideration.

vanessa and i ate at an italian restaurant that offered free internet with the meal, but vanessa used up all the time and mz last message got lost to zou. and there was meat in mz meal so now i think i might vomit. do not go to munich. i dont like it here. german efficiencz translates into being verz rude to people who do not know the language and its raining all the time.

this kezboard sucks. it makes me sound like an idiot.
here's to visiting foreign countries and writing home on funky keyboards.